found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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