Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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