just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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