just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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