Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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