So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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