dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Randomize
