I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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