If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This is not my ceiling
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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