I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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