Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
