Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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