i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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