I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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