I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You are a genius and a whore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize
