there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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