I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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