He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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