I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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