she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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