I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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