Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There r osticjed everywhere
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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