she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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