I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
handjob tips. give me some.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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