but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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