You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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