all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
