woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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