My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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