Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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