I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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