had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
