yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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