but the lizard people decide everything anyway
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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