I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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