i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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