And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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