Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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