we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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