Swine flu. Run for my life!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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