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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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