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(760): View more from California

What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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(845): View more from New York

Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?

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At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.

(404): View more from Georgia

Why did I wake up by myself then?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.

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(410): View more from Maryland

It was a book called Gay Safari.

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I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I have peed in a lot of sinks

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(212): View more from New York

Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg

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