In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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