He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.