I bet he comes in French.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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