Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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