arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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