At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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