This girl is more easily done than said...
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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