Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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