Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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