hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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