If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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