I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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