Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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