How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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